I live a happy normal like with my clearance rack jeans and my target shoes. I don't need more... I rarely want more. But I do want these. Really bad.
Are they practical? Probably Not. Are there other sequin shoes out there? Probably so. Why do I want them? I seriously have no idea!
They are sequin UGGS.
I blame my mom. When we were growing up we were not allowed to get the brown leather jacket with the map on the inside... or Jabeau jeans... or even a hypercolor shirt. I was deprived of all these things that made someone in Jr. High cool. Now I need the approval of the jr. highers. So really i NEED these shoes... or else I shall go the rest of my life seeking the brands that will make you popular to fill the void in my life that a lack of Guess jeans left.
I have no idea how much these shoes are. I cannot look. I'm thinking they cost more than I spent on my kitchen table.
Disclaimer: I was not deprived as a child. Please do not judge my mother for not providing me with these things. It is mostly not her fault I was not cool in jr. high. We were dressed just fine in our Gap clothes....unfortunatly Gap was not that cool for Jr. Highers. Even though I am aware of my issues, I'm doing the same thing to my child. The sales are just so good.
Disclaimer 2: I will not be getting these for Christmas. I already know that. It just helps me to share sometimes.
2 comments:
You can borrow my sequined gold tranny boots I wore when I dressed up as Cher! They are probably even cooler!!
Maybe Santa can get them for you. And they were on Oprah's favorite things show. Maybe she has a couple of extra pairs laying around that she can give you!
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